A book is only as helpful as your willingness to read it. That’s kind of the bullet point of the following forward from this SAT study guide. Well, that, and life is pretty bleak and miserable if you don’t study like you’re supposed to. We won’t go into detail here, but that’s only because it’s spelled out so accurately below.

On the other hand, it does say you will become a mediocre professional bowler, so that’s pretty sweet.

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