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The perfect first date crime. You don’t drop a ton of cash on food plus she thinks you’re totally yolked.

Not even seeing a painting of someone who looks exactly like him excites this man.

This is actually very convenient.

Atta boy, Ronny!

Stretch Armstrong has not aged well.

Nothing is more pathetic than the "Oh, I’ll just look at my phone" slouch.

The Doghouse Diaries comics are always dead on.

Guess there still is some good use for newspapers.

Whoever did this is both completely sick and completely brilliant.

Breakfast is ruined. Do you know how long it took to make that?!?!

I have no idea what is happening here, but I love it.

This is so nerdy. (Pretty pissed I didn’t think of it.)

Every. Single. Time.

Uh…I’m gonna pass on this.

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