As a parent, one of the worst things you can do for your child is give them markers. What do you care more about? That your child expresses themselves creatively and is artistic, or that your furniture and walls remain intact? Exactly. Sorry kiddo, Etch A Sketch it is.

They are either proud of their work or plotting something sinister.

I’m going to assume the kids who did this were never seen again.

This is how this kid feels about Ikea.

He already knows the bathroom is the best room in the house.

Mean girls.

Look at that dog’s eyes. He has accepted his fate.

Get a family, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.

“Not so cute now, are you?”

If he didn’t wake up through all that I will assume he was dead.

From the Andy Warhol collection.

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