I don’t recall ever having a lemonade stand growing up, but that’s mainly because I hated the outdoors and the locals weren’t exactly people I was eager to interact with as I preferred judging them from a way’s away. But since plenty of kids put up lemonade stands, this particular one may be putting them all out of business.

Lillian doesn’t just have a typical, crummy lemonade stand, she’s added a special twist that’s going to keep all the depressed dads of the neighborhood coming back for more. Check it out below:

Yep, that’s right, a shot of vodka.

Now that’s how you start a business.

That dude and his velcro sandals desperately needs a “forget my troubles” shot.

And hey, Rice Krispies Squares are also pretty damn amazing.

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