Gwyneth Paltrow may not be your favorite person, but…well there’s not much more to the story than that. If you needed yet another reason to be annoyed with her, we just discovered a secret cookbook she put together than has gone unseen until now. It may be the most useless cookbook that’s ever been assembled. If you can’t cook, this is going to get you nowhere.

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