I won’t deny the fact that I’m a terrible cook, and if it wasn’t for the numerous delivery services out there I would probably starve to death. But I shouldn’t feel too bad because it seems there are more people like me out there, and one of them is a dude named Warren who received the best cookbook ever by his sister.

An imgur user shared the cookbook she made as a gift for her “kitchen challenged” brother, and with the title “Recipes You Absolutely Can’t Fuck Up,” you definitely know where this is headed. From “not on the toilet kind” curry, to cream cheese spaghetti bake in case Warren ever “manages to bring a girl over,” this is a gift that keeps on giving.

Check it out below:

I think I’ll save this for future references.

These folks should save it, too: These People Tried To Cook For Their Significant Others And Failed Miserably