The long Labor Day weekend is finally here, which means you aren’t reading a word of this intro. Therefore, I’m just going to close it out with some actual Red Hot Chili Peppers lyrics that tried equally as hard as I am as I frantically edit the rest of my work and dash out the door like the rest of you: K-i-s-s-i-n-g/Chicka chicka dee/Do me like a banshee/Low brow is how/Swimming in the sound/Of bow wow wow/Aw, baby, do me now/Do me here I do allow.

Have a safe and fun weekend, folks!

Funny Photos and cannonballs practically go hand in hand.

Have our Funny Photos ever let you down?

You know what to do — party hearty!…(and check out yesterday’s Funny Photos **cough cough**).