I know “Stan” isn’t the timeliest song to discuss, but it’s one of those that you’ll think about from time to time for the rest of your life. That happened to me recently and I started to wonder what Stan’s every day life must be like. What does he do on an hourly basis? What type of snacks does he enjoy? But most importantly, what sort of reviews would he leave for products he purchased on Amazon? Fortunately we were able to find some.

Puppy and Cat Cosplay Costume

Self Balancing Electric Scooter

Kitchen Trash Bags

Warm-Weather Sleeping Bag

Pokémon Doll

Xbox Controller

Portable GPS

Stress Relief Tea Bags

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