I know it would be impolite to remind you that today is not Friday, even though it kind of feels like it, and that you still have two full workdays left before the weekend. So I’m not going to do that. All I am going to do is politely encourage you to click through these funny photos and forget the fact that I am not very polite.

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I know it would be impolite to remind you that today is not Friday, even though it kind of feels like it, and that you still have two full workdays left before the weekend. So I’m not going to do that. All I am going to do is politely encourage you to click through these funny photos and forget the fact that I am not very polite.

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I hope you all have a day that is half as good as this mouse’s.

I hope you all have a day that is half as good as this mouse’s.

Noted.

Noted.

It’s the ultimate predicament (but tacos always win).

It’s the ultimate predicament (but tacos always win).

There is just so much awesomeness going on in this living room.

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There is just so much awesomeness going on in this living room.

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What a bargain!

What a bargain!

Strive for greatness today.

Strive for greatness today.

We all have a few "dickweeds" in our contacts list.

We all have a few "dickweeds" in our contacts list.

Kanye show air is the most priceless air.

Kanye show air is the most priceless air.

This is why I only wear sweatpants.

This is why I only wear sweatpants.

Ummm, what exactly is NASA blasting off these days?

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Ummm, what exactly is NASA blasting off these days?

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Very punny.

Very punny.

True story: This happened to me when I was 8 years old at Six Flags Great America. Fortunately, my friend’s mom ran to a concession stand and got a bunch of butter and buttered up my ears and the back of my head. After several minutes of squishing and pulling it finally worked, but I was humiliated and never went back to Six Flags again. I hadn’t talked to anyone about this traumatic event again until just now. Thanks for being there for me.

True story: This happened to me when I was 8 years old at Six Flags Great America. Fortunately, my friend’s mom ran to a concession stand and got a bunch of butter and buttered up my ears and the back of my head. After several minutes of squishing and pulling it finally worked, but I was humiliated and never went back to Six Flags again. I hadn’t talked to anyone about this traumatic event again until just now. Thanks for being there for me.

If that puppy is the runt, then this is probably just a good old-fashioned older sibling swirlie.

If that puppy is the runt, then this is probably just a good old-fashioned older sibling swirlie.

Seems to me like these ducks are being little a-holes.

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Seems to me like these ducks are being little a-holes.

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Nailed it.

Nailed it.

If you need me on March 8th, you’ll know where to find me.

If you need me on March 8th, you’ll know where to find me.