“Oh, hey look. A cute little deer. I’ll just give it a little treat and tell all of my friends about how I fed a real life Bambi. They’re gonna be so impressed and probably a little bit jealous. I mean, how often do you get to feed a freakin’ wild deer? Oh, look he has a few friends. That’s adorable. I’ll just give them some food too. What’s the harm? What the—HOLY HELL. SWEET JESUS NO!!!”