Remember when you knew nothing about sex? Okay, okay. So you still know nothing about sex. But remember when you were just a curious kid rapidly approaching puberty and knew nothing about sex? Oh, the questions you so desperately wanted answered but were to embarrassed to ask. That’s why a lot of teachers allow students to write their question down anonymously. And the beauty of being anonymous is that those hilarious questions can be shared with the Internet guilt-free. Here are some of the funniest questions students have asked.

(h/t Happy Place)