You don’t have to ask me what I wished for, because it already came true. (My wish was to have you wonderful people check out this batch of funny photos.) So click ahead and keep making this the best day of my life.

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You don’t have to ask me what I wished for, because it already came true. (My wish was to have you wonderful people check out this batch of funny photos.) So click ahead and keep making this the best day of my life.

Maybe follow us on Twitter and Instagram, too?

So true. What the hell is with girls and pillows?!

So true. What the hell is with girls and pillows?!

The shinbone’s connected to the … coffee table.

The shinbone’s connected to the … coffee table.

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This is way better than any history lesson could do.

This is way better than any history lesson could do.

The only two things worth giving a damn about.

The only two things worth giving a damn about.

What a great party trick.

What a great party trick.

Fight the power, kitty.

Fight the power, kitty.

The new and hilarious ways drunk people find to screw up always impresses me.

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The new and hilarious ways drunk people find to screw up always impresses me.

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At least the trees are loving life right now.

At least the trees are loving life right now.

I am concerned that the death in "until death do us part" may come a little sooner than expected for this couple (due to heart disease).

I am concerned that the death in "until death do us part" may come a little sooner than expected for this couple (due to heart disease).

I have a feeling that mine would also have a drink in hand.

I have a feeling that mine would also have a drink in hand.

Also, does anyone else ever feel like hand dryers are just blowing disgusting hot poop air onto your recently washed hands? Just me? All right then.

Also, does anyone else ever feel like hand dryers are just blowing disgusting hot poop air onto your recently washed hands? Just me? All right then.

There’s no denying that.

There’s no denying that.

I make this mistake 20-30 times a day.

I make this mistake 20-30 times a day.

Agreed. Well, except for all the Mandatory fans out there.

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Agreed. Well, except for all the Mandatory fans out there.

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There’s always time to set a fool straight.

There’s always time to set a fool straight.

Move along, Mr. Nosey.

Move along, Mr. Nosey.