Despite sexual preference, when a man and a woman who register equally on the looks scale stand side-by-side, women are, without question, the more beautiful gender. With shapely bodies and hair the texture of silk, it’s no contest. None whatsoever. But that’s not to say there aren’t instances where this winning beauty is put in question. For example, all of the women photographed in this category. Take a look, you’ll see.

The best part is, that there wasn’t even an attempt to hide the baby in this photo.

If Who Framed Roger Rabbit were a person, this would be her: half person, half cartoon.

Let me guess…this took place in the South?

Indeed, that is a dress made out of American cheese.

Evidently, women really like cheese.

Never mind that she’s stepping in a bidet, but she’s in there with socks on. Who in the hell wants wet socks?

Have at her, sneaker fetishists.

I hate bananas. Everything about this picture is unappealing.

A trashed X-Men concept that didn’t quite stick. She was a lot like Jubilee, except her vagina launched fireworks.

Tarantino’s new “Kill Bill” sequel looks interesting.

Oh, that’s not sexy. It’s just plain trashy.

The tampon certainly tops off this conservative ensemble.

I’m willing to bet this bronzer was intended for a different ethnicity.

The stickiness factor makes this concept even less attractive.

Dressed up with nowhere to go – except to the convenience store.

She knows that book’s upside down, I’m sure of it.

Don’t use your grandmother as a means of looking more attractive, because you lose; she’s got nice damn legs.