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Once a "regular" newsman, Maury Povich is best described now as the patron saint of paternity tests. After helping to unwrap a woman’s story about her dalliances with Ricky, Johnny and Joey, she’ll declare that she’s SURE that it was Johnny who helped her conceive the young child in the backseat of a beat up Chevy. And, sometimes, she’s right. When Maury utters, "You ARE the father," the ensuing result is deep despair for the man and a wild, taunting dance routine from mom.
Once a "regular" newsman, Maury Povich is best described now as the patron saint of paternity tests. After helping to unwrap a woman’s story about her dalliances with Ricky, Johnny and Joey, she’ll declare that she’s SURE that it was Johnny who helped her conceive the young child in the backseat of a beat up Chevy. And, sometimes, she’s right. When Maury utters, "You ARE the father," the ensuing result is deep despair for the man and a wild, taunting dance routine from mom.
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Twerk it girl.Twerk it girl.youtube
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Whip that hair back and forth. Like mother like son (on the monitor).Whip that hair back and forth. Like mother like son (on the monitor).tumblr
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The only thing that’s missing is pom-poms.The only thing that’s missing is pom-poms.tumblr
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Happy Father’s Day.Happy Father’s Day.tumblr
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The father steals the show here with his nod of resentment.The father steals the show here with his nod of resentment.notthefather.tumblr
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No shame by the dude in khakis who leans over for a look.No shame by the dude in khakis who leans over for a look.holymaurymotherofgod.tumblr
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HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, HUH??HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, HUH??holymaurymotherofgod.tumblr
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Heyyooooo!!!! Notice the daughter on the TV monitor smiling too.Heyyooooo!!!! Notice the daughter on the TV monitor smiling too.tumblr
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WOW!!! That move may reveal how she got knocked up in the first place.WOW!!! That move may reveal how she got knocked up in the first place.holymaurymotherofgod.tumblr
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NOOOO!!! NOOO!!!!!! HAVE MERCY!!!NOOOO!!! NOOO!!!!!! HAVE MERCY!!!youtube
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They call it the paternity dance.They call it the paternity dance.knowyourmeme
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The paternity shuffle.The paternity shuffle.notthefather.tumblr
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The father didn’t want to stick around to watch her dance like Ray Lewis before a game.The father didn’t want to stick around to watch her dance like Ray Lewis before a game.youtube
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His eyes are blinking to the same beat he’ll be counting out 20’s for child support payments.His eyes are blinking to the same beat he’ll be counting out 20’s for child support payments.holymaurymotherofgod.tumblr