Dreams never seem to make sense when you think about them after you wake up – but while your dreaming, it all makes perfect, logical sense. For instance, while dreaming you would never question why an army of powdered donuts is talking to you while you're riding on a magical fern.

Anyway, this guy says his girlfriend talks a lot in her sleep, so he writes down some of the things she says whenever he can. These are some of the best ones…

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"Give me the flavorful items." There isn't much more you can ask for in life.

Credit: Soggybrick