The long holiday weekend is so close I can taste it. Well, it’s either that or the leftover toothpaste in the corner of my lips I’m tasting. To be honest, I woke up a little late this morning and barely had time to brush my teeth. I just wrote this funny photos intro minutes ago. But it’s all good, though, because I know you’re just here for the laughs. Click ahead and get some. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram for more.

Now I have something new to try out after lunch today.

After I eat this, of course.

Cats are creeps.

Sounds way cooler than Ant-Man.

That’s the image you want in your head right before you cut the cake.

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Good advice.

Scooter is the man (sort of).

Undefeated, too.

If you risk it, your boss is walking in immediately afterward. It’s a guarantee.

This girl’s graduation cap is better than yours.

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The New Yorker nailed it.

I am a white person and I approve of this tweet.

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I’ll take ten.

Gotta keep your foodie Instagram page on point.

Pretty sick. I like it.

Lil Wayne and Birdman got nothin’ on Tom and Jerry.