He clearly skipped school to make his shift at the Ron Jon Surf Shop.
This counts as Amanda’s audition for Real Housewives.
I like seeing people come together for a good cause.
If he uses any other line to pick up girls he would be doing all women a disservice.
Only 12 hours?
I feel like she muttered this quote through her teeth.
Why PETA has not hired this man for a PSA is beyond me.
He does have that IHOP manager look to him.
Talk about a missed opportunity.
So much for that mystery.
First thing they teach you in “How to Make it in Hollywood 101.”
I assume this will be the final thing he tells his victims.
“Endless Salads Getting Tossed” is a good name for her future memoir.
Need to attend this guy’s seminar.
Shameless promotion is how you get anywhere in life. He’s ahead of the curve.
She’s looking out for women everywhere.
Get this man a mic so he can drop it, pick it up, and drop it again.
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