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Stories 5月 11,2015

This Week’s 20 Funniest Tweets

Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

“you sure you know how to make these?” [friend handing me fake id] you tell me “justin” pic.twitter.com/Ah6OyJkpfT

– Brent (@murrman5) April 11, 2015

作者站点默认

Stories 5月 11,2015

This Is Why You Should Always Be Sure To Log Out Of Facebook

There is a reason you have a password to log into Facebook. You don’t want just anyone using your profile to broadcast random messages to everyone you know. Yet, a lot of people somehow forget to log out of their account and they pay dearly for it. Let the following hilarious Facebook hijacks be a lesson to you. Always. Sign. Out. Of. Facebook.

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作者站点默认

Stories 5月 11,2015

This Week’s 20 Funniest Tweets

Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

The best way to get over a cold is to get a younger hotter cold

– Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) March 22, 2015

作者 RosarioSmothers

Stories 5月 11,2015

How To Survive Various Animal Attacks

You never know when you’re going to come face to face with a dangerous animal. So, don’t you think it’s best to just be prepared to take on any possible type of attacker that could be coming at you? Well, it’s a good thing the Internet is looking out for you. Here is a nifty little chart to teach you the best possible way to survive attacks from a variety of terrifying animals.

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作者 WTF

Stories 5月 11,2015

This Week’s 20 Funniest Tweets

Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

Is it “fleek” or “on fleek”? I want grandmas eulogy to be just right.

– A guy who’se cool (@MikeCanRant) March 30, 2015

作者 RosarioSmothers

Stories 5月 11,2015

This Week’s 20 Funniest Tweets

Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

never in a million years would I ask a tambourine man to play a song for me

– keith buckley (@deathoftheparty) March 22, 2015

作者 WTF

Stories 5月 11,2015

Your Friday Night Summed Up In Two Texts

Each week of our lives, we are presented a lesson that we should’ve learned by now. Yet, for some reason, we never do. You might get smart enough to take a few weeks off here and there, but eventually it’s just gonna happen all over again. Let’s take a look at how your Friday night usually goes in two very simple, very relatable texts. (Please note the time stamps.)

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作者 RosarioSmothers

Stories 5月 11,2015

This Week’s 20 Funniest Tweets

Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

“Phil, I mustache u a question. Get it? Cuz u have a mustache.” -I get it, Amy. I understand jokes. [Later] -Amy, I muffin top u a question.

– Dan O’Brien (@OtherDanOBrien) March 17, 2015

作者 RosarioSmothers

Stories 5月 11,2015

This Week’s 20 Funniest Tweets

Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

One day son, all this will be yours *gestures towards massive student loan debt and a shitty car*

– NOT A METH LAB (@jenlaw_11) March 11, 2015

作者 liuchan

Stories 5月 11,2015

First Date Thoughts: Hers vs. His

First dates in general are typically painful. You’re too busy being in your own head to really even be yourself. Wouldn’t it just be easier if we knew exactly what the other person was thinking? No, it wouldn’t. It would be a complete disaster. Let me show you why. Here are the thoughts running through the other person’s mind during the first date.

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作者站点默认

Stories 5月 11,2015

This Week’s 20 Funniest Tweets

Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

The PEZ Dispenser is my favorite way to enjoy candy from a decapitated neck stump

– Justin Guarini (@JustinGuarini) February 25, 2015

作者站点默认

Stories 5月 11,2015

This Week’s 20 Funniest Tweets

Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

So Daredevil is blind and uses sonar to get around. Shouldn’t he have been called Batman? My nerd mind is blown.

– Mike Bobbitt (@offthemike) February 28, 2015

作者 liuchan

Stories 5月 11,2015

This Is The Greatest Cat Adoption Ad Of All Time

Look, sometimes honesty is the best policy. At least the person fostering this cat seems to think so. Rose knows that she’s currently fostering a not-so-friendly cat which will probably hinder it’s ability to get adopted. However, she sure does a fantastic job of making a shitty cat seem pretty awesome. Any takers?

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作者站点默认

Stories 5月 11,2015

These Are Easily The Stupidest People On Facebook, Vol. 2

As we learned in the first edition of the stupidest people on Facebook, if you’re dumb on the Internet, it’s probably going to haunt you for the rest of your life. People are always at the ready to take a screenshot of your stupidity and share it with the world. And there are A LOT of stupid people out there. Here are just a few:

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作者 RosarioSmothers

Stories 5月 11,2015

This Week’s 20 Funniest Tweets

Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

Google search history: Mom and dad wrestling Wrestling moves Is John Cena my dad How to deal with bad news

– Stevie Nips (@StevieKnip) February 15, 2015

作者 RosarioSmothers

Stories 5月 11,2015

Inappropriate Church Signs are The Best Kind of Church Signs

Whether they meant to be dirty or not, there is something satisfying about an absolutely filthy sign outside of your local church. Some of these signs were clearly the work of a prankster, but the others prove that you can actually be religious and have sense of humor. Let’s take a look at some of the best holy signs that will make you say, “Holy sh*t!”

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作者 RosarioSmothers

Stories 5月 11,2015

This Girl Figured Out The Perfect Way To Stop Getting Dick Pics From Strangers

It seems that the majority of women out there do not enjoy receiving dick pics, so they especially don’t enjoy receiving them from strangers. Sadly, this does not stop a lot of guys from sending them anyway. However, if they send any to Darcey, they are probably not going to appreciate her response, and hopefully will think twice about sending photos of their private parts to anyone ever again.

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作者 WTF

Stories 5月 11,2015

This Might Be The Weirdest Question Anyone Has Ever Asked On Tinder

We’ve seen a lot of interesting go down in Tinder chats lately, but this one is going to be hard to top. While it’s a place for very random and interesting questions, I highly doubt anyone on there ever expected to be asked something like this.

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作者 RosarioSmothers

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